can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Let's paint friendship bongs
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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