'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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