I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Someone came in the potted fern
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
