Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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