Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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