He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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