I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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