oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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