Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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