Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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