Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
So apparently I’m into choking now
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