her vagine was all disorganized.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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