i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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