so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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