When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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