Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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