i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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