I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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