so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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