I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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