Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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