i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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