We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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