dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Come on in and take your pants off
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