I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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