member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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