He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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