you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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