i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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