winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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