Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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