ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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