i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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