Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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