you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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