i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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