All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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