feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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