3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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