I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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