Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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