Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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