I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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