I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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