i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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