Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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