Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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