just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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