Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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