i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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