Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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