I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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