SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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