Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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