we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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