How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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