ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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