smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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